"I really wanna suck the creme out of this fuckin' Hostess® Ding Dong®."

As a music producer, a ghost hunter, and (not least of all) a ginger, Sc0ttyM00n is one of the last people you'd expect to well-equipped to face The Arcade.

At first glance, he appears to be an ordinary human being. But there is something extraordinary about his dying breed--the red-haired descendants of Norse vikings, capable of producing their own Vitamin D without the presence of sunlight. This alone has provided Scott with defenses against alleyspace madness that most do not possess.

Combine this genetic predisposition to dungeoneering with his earned experiences as a traveling entertainer and paranormal investigator, and you have a perfect candidate for undercover operations.