"You ate... MY PIZZA! I'll KILL YOU!"

A "cottage-core lesbian" turned "haunted-house bisexual," Lady Lazarus is a woman, a witch, and worst of all, a feminist.

Seeing The Arcade as a "library of worlds," Laz doesn't consider herself to be "trapped" in the alleyspace. Instead, she spends most of her time vacationing in alternate realities.

Laz rarely uses her magic for violence, but when she does, some whining Karen is to blame. Don't be a Karen.